Wednesday, May 7, 2014

HILARIOUS LETTER TO FUTURE KENYAN HUSBAND

Dear Future Kenyan  Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly in place with mine to make something beautiful.
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Dear Future Kenyan  Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf
Dear Future Kenyan  Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf
Dear Future Kenyan  Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf
Dear Future Kenyan  Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf

10 comments:

  1. Is this where the man says, 'Fuck YOU!'?

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    1. Madiang and this is where a woman says,thank you.

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  2. Another great piece of work dear!! Keep up the spirit. He or She who writes, lives in art.

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  3. And what about that future wife?

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    1. Kevin You are always welcomed to write the letter

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  4. Esther wavinya what an amaizing poem. It inspires me to be The Future Husband. Thank you.
    Pls snd me a link for more of ure inspiring work.

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    1. Frank,You are funny,Anyway will be sending you link.Share with friends

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  5. Wavinya you have wasted your energy telling us nothing.it is simple if you can't with a man just because he is polygamous to hell with you. as you have said we are in 21st century just carry it alone do not mislead other women who are capable.

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  6. whenever i cuddle her, she's like "get off me" and when im not expecting it she's like ''i need u to hold me tight". im rarely right coz i cant read between the lines that easy... but still as men we try

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