Dear Future Kenyan Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter
but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my
pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very
proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does
not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I
won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t
flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for
the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick
from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing
your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly
in place with mine to make something beautiful.
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Dear Future Kenyan Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter
but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my
pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very
proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does
not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I
won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t
flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for
the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick
from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing
your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly
in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf
Dear Future Kenyan Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter
but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my
pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very
proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does
not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I
won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t
flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for
the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick
from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing
your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly
in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf
Dear Future Kenyan Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter
but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my
pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very
proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does
not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I
won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t
flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for
the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick
from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing
your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly
in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf
Dear Future Kenyan Husband
I had vowed never to write you a letter
but after the signing of the marriage bill,I could not hold on to my
pledge.Kenyan men have proved to be polygamous in nature and are very
proud of letting the world know.I know my man is not among them,he does
not go with the crowd,he deeply cherish to have one woman till he dies.I
won’t ask where you are or what you’ve been doing,(Hoping you ain’t
flirting with chicks online,or having someone coming over your place for
the holiday to be chipsfungwad or planing to go and pick a random chick
from the club) because your answer would be the same as mine. Preparing
your experiences, your stories, your quirks and flaws, to fall neatly
in place with mine to make something beautiful.
- See more at: http://www.essyoscarjournal.com/hilarious-letter-to-future-kenyan-husband/#sthash.mMqg80sx.dpuf
intriging
ReplyDeleteIs this where the man says, 'Fuck YOU!'?
ReplyDeleteMadiang and this is where a woman says,thank you.
DeleteAnother great piece of work dear!! Keep up the spirit. He or She who writes, lives in art.
ReplyDeleteAnd what about that future wife?
ReplyDeleteKevin You are always welcomed to write the letter
DeleteEsther wavinya what an amaizing poem. It inspires me to be The Future Husband. Thank you.
ReplyDeletePls snd me a link for more of ure inspiring work.
Frank,You are funny,Anyway will be sending you link.Share with friends
DeleteWavinya you have wasted your energy telling us nothing.it is simple if you can't with a man just because he is polygamous to hell with you. as you have said we are in 21st century just carry it alone do not mislead other women who are capable.
ReplyDeletewhenever i cuddle her, she's like "get off me" and when im not expecting it she's like ''i need u to hold me tight". im rarely right coz i cant read between the lines that easy... but still as men we try
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