Monday, May 12, 2014

OPEN LETTER TO SAUTI SOL




Where do I first begin with this(taking a deep breath as I watch the “Nishike” Online.) Am in alpha state of mind so are many women. Just in one week this song has managed to make the ladies happy and men angry.The video is banned but there aint no ban if we can view it on you tube.Sauti Sol,you knew very well this video will be banned,and you went ahead and did it.This is where we say-'tumeshikwa psychologically.many listeners are now calling our local station to say they love Kenya-Do you know what you just did!Women cant get enough after watching it over and over again.You need to open a school for our men.Bien being the lead.The ladies are drooling.

For the longest time Kenyan men have been bleating incoherently about our weaves,the shape of our bodies,our heels,make ups,bla bla bla.....They normally  say“unajiringa na uko size 1” yet they are one packed ... Now we have a match-up courtesy of You guys.The men will no longer dominate us in regards to how we look physically because we now have a weapon-...'get Sauti Sol body and then tell me what I should look like'No steroids-gym please.

First and foremost thank you for the “Nishike” video.Do you know how happy you made us the female species be!We are left glued to the screen.Ask me what words I know from the song-Only Nishike.We love listening to the video with the sound muted.It gives us intrinsic reinforcements. For so long in Kenya we never had eye-candy from our local entertainers hence traveled internationally online to appease the vanity of female wishes. The entertainment industry in Kenya has always been gratifying the sexual impulses of men.They should use you guys in the Vaseline ads,we want billboards of you so that we-the women can also cause accidents while driving on our highway by being distracted by your billboards.We need something to carry our attention during the traffic jam.For Long we have always had scantily clad women on huge roadside billboards,our men have been hitting the car in front of them because they were gawking at a beautiful damsel.It is now our time.


After you released a sizzling new video early this month— where you showed off chiseled bodies alongside semi-naked ladies,gladdened our hearts. What stole our souls was Bien Aime Baraza (his sexy move is 49 seconds into the video), It rekindled our yearn for irresistible sexual impulse taking us way back in 2001 when Tyrese did the Baby Boy comedy drama(the baby boy sex scene).We are left having exaggerated images of the cut part of the video.This has subjected us to want the same treatment in our bedroom but seems impossible.You know our men have one pack or slim body which is concentrated on the belly part as The capital Fm nishike version.Sauti Sol you have left us to ask questions amongst girlfriends if their guys can do the baby boy as done by Bien.Do you think one pack can be able to do it.This has made us run to the gym(impulse planning) so that we can hook up with guys their for Nishike moments.Lifting weight ,going to the gym is now called sautisoling.




You have made us increase our demands on physical appearance of the guys who want to date us the singles.For the married ones-their wives have started sweet talking them to go to the gym even promising to accompany them.You have brought a new lifestyle which I hope will be here to stay.Gym.Its all about the abs.The one pack guy who used to floss in the clubs as many women went for them as a sign of being loaded pocket-wise are now loosing their ways in the woman's eyes.We have started looking for guys with nice abs like six pack or eight pack,broad, muscular shoulders .I cannot tell a lie, abs are PRETTY important,they make a woman play with them like a Spanish guitar.

Sauti Sol,You are now officially in trouble.You need to hire more than enough bodyguards because when we meet you at Bachus,Galileo,Alliance Francaise we will demand you to stay topless and if you don't coercion will be the way to go.We will tear-off your shirts.You have awakened an animal that has always been rendered dead in women. We have been listening to your songs which make us want to cuddle and drift into sweet daydream of first love.For Nishike the notch is higher-the sexy dial a song.So for this reason we as women of Kenya,we demand to have you walk shirtless in the street of Nairobi and its environs.Create your own Tv channel where you will be the news anchor.We are tired of having the female anchors flaunting for our men to be stirred up.We are also becoming visual.Open train up school for the men so that we don't get limited to you.The Kenyan male have so many eye-candies from socialites to Anchors.We now have you.When we go to the malls we want to scope some nice eye candy trained by you.

Lasty for the media justice tour,I suggest you fire your PR.We expected you to flaunt the confident, shirtless, buffed, hot bodies on the Trend.You killed our long to see you live without shirts.Those shirts don't look good on you.Abs do.
I don't mind watching your hot shirtless selves again and again.
Sincerely
Your die-hard fun
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